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Redneck Traffic Stop

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It seems a guy cruises through a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman.

The guy hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, and registration.
The policeman notices a Concealed Carry Permit
as the man was fishing out his drivers license.

So the cop asks,

“Are you carrying today?”
“Yes, I am.”
“Well then, better tell me what you got.”
The guy says,
“Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket.
There’s a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box.
And, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.”
“Okay,” the cop says. “anything else?”
“Yeah, back in the trunk, there’s an AR15 and a shotgun. That’s about it.”
The cop asks, "Are you on your way to or from a gun range ?”
“Nope.”

“Well then, what are you afraid of ?”

The guy responds,

“Not a damn thing.”
:brows:
 
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