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Hospital humor (one WW will like :) )

Doc

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While visiting a friend in the hospital, a man entered the hospital elevator with an employee dressed in traditional "whites" and whose charge was a complex-looking piece of equipment, all chrome with a myriad of handles, bars, valves, gauges, dials and inverted bottles of various liquids. "Goodness," I said with a grimace, "I'd hate to be hooked up to that!" "So would I," replied the attendant. "This is a rug shampooer!"

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The doctor stood at the new mother's bedside and solemnly said, "I must tell you something about your baby." "Oh, doctor! What's wrong?" she asked. "Your baby is a hermaphrodite." "What? What's that?" "It means your baby has both male and female parts." "Oh, my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he both has a penis and a brain!?"

WW I could just about hear you saying the punch line. :D
 
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