black eye

A blond man showed up at work one day
with a black eye. When his co- workers
saw him they asked him what had happened.

He told them it had happened at church.
They didn't believe him, and wanted to know
what really happened.

So he told them, "I went to the church. I got
on my knees and prayed. When I stood up
to sing the hymns, there in front of me was
the biggest woman I had ever seen. Her
dress was stuck in her butt-crack, so being
the gentleman I am, I reached over and pulled
it out for her. She did not like that, so she hit me."
The guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day.

The next week he showed up to work and his face
was beat bad! Again the guys asked him what had
happened and he told them he'd got beaten up at
church.

Again they didn't believe him, so he explained,
"I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed.
When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front
of me was that same big woman with her dress
again stuck up her butt-crack."

At this point the other men interrupted and said,
"Please tell us you didn't pull her dress out of her
crack again?"

"No, the guy standing beside me did, and I knew
she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in."