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> Subject: Upgrade
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> Dear Tech Support:
>
>
> Recently I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed
> that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
> lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
> itself into all other programs and now monitors all other systems such
> as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and
> Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
> attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going
> back to Girl! friend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0
> . Please help! Thanks,
> A Troubled User.
> ( now read the reply as follows.. )
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>
> REPLY:
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it
> Is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
> OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
> It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend
> 7.0 It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
> system once installed.
>
> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
> not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
> Warnings-Alimony-Child Support I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and
> work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
> application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>
> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
> ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
> system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but
> it tends to be very high maintenance Wife 1.0 comes with several
> support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do
> Bills 4.2
>
> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
> cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this
> happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
> purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0
> ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
> Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0< /SPAN
> and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Best of luck,
> Tech Support
>
>
> Subject: Upgrade
>
>
>
> Dear Tech Support:
>
>
> Recently I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed
> that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
> lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
> itself into all other programs and now monitors all other systems such
> as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and
> Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
> attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going
> back to Girl! friend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0
> . Please help! Thanks,
> A Troubled User.
> ( now read the reply as follows.. )
> _____________________________________
>
> REPLY:
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it
> Is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
> OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
> It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend
> 7.0 It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
> system once installed.
>
> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
> not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
> Warnings-Alimony-Child Support I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and
> work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
> application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>
> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
> ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
> system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but
> it tends to be very high maintenance Wife 1.0 comes with several
> support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do
> Bills 4.2
>
> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
> cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this
> happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
> purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0
> ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
> Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0< /SPAN
> and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Best of luck,
> Tech Support
>
>