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Happy Holidays from Junkman......

Junkman

Extra Super Moderator
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible , low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice , with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and /or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all....................

And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling,and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, it is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself / himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warrantee is limited to replacement of these wishes or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

Happy Holidays & A Great New Year from the ForumsForums Staff to you and your family.
 

BoneheadNW

New member
Junkman said:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible , low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice , with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and /or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all....................

And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling,and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, it is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself / himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warrantee is limited to replacement of these wishes or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

Happy Holidays & A Great New Year from the ForumsForums Staff to you and your family.
Junk, I think you might want to dial 9-1-1. You have been in a haze for the last 4 years.
Bone
P.S. May you and your family have a happy and healthy holiday and new year.
 

BadAttitude

New member
uh...am I sposed to sign something somewhere Junk?:eek:
do I need a lawyer?:whistle:

Merry Xmas and Happy Holidays to all of U fine folks at FF!
 

Jim_S

Gone But Not Forgotten
GOLD Site Supporter
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!


(Junk, I'll have my lawyer call your lawyer)
 

waybomb

Well-known member
GOLD Site Supporter
Ho Ho Ho - Merry Christmas.

And no, I'm not talkng to those three, um, ladies across the river in stilleto boots and short dresses.
 

GaryE

New member
I see you purposely excluded “tractor preference” in your list.:whistle:


Here’s to a happy and safe holiday to all. :1062:



Gary
 

v8dave

Wizard
In the creative writing forum no less. I guess this means all of our Winter Solstice greetings are for naught.

I don't care, so there!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
 

JimR

Charter Member
Hey Junk,

Is that little girl in your picture a present for Christmas. Is it something you asked santa for? ;):thumb::applause::tiphat:

Ho Ho Ho and a Merry Christmas to you all.
 
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