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Church Fart
- Thread starter mtntopper
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Heaven Bound
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.
Funny!
When I read the title though, I had immediate flashbacks to my sedding rehearsal. See, we all came down with a stomach flu that week which was accompanied by a very nasty case of flatulence. Well, when we we done rehearsing up at the front of the chruch, it was time to practise walking back down the aisle. I had a sudden memory lapse forgetting about the wicked gas I had been having all week and decided to be a smartass and pick up my wife to carry her down the aisle. Well, you can guess what happened. To make matters worse, the preist was standing right behind me. When I turned around, the poor guy was gasping for air. Don't know why.....
When I read the title though, I had immediate flashbacks to my sedding rehearsal. See, we all came down with a stomach flu that week which was accompanied by a very nasty case of flatulence. Well, when we we done rehearsing up at the front of the chruch, it was time to practise walking back down the aisle. I had a sudden memory lapse forgetting about the wicked gas I had been having all week and decided to be a smartass and pick up my wife to carry her down the aisle. Well, you can guess what happened. To make matters worse, the preist was standing right behind me. When I turned around, the poor guy was gasping for air. Don't know why.....
YoungBrown
New member
this one made me laugh i didnt get the 2nd post tho...
Trakternut
Active member
That's cause you ain't been married long enough. 