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So, tell me, do you have "Guts" or "Balls"?

bczoom

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The difference between "guts" and "balls"!

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."
 

Doc

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Good ones ...reminds me of another definition:

maximum torque - When you get up in the morning and have to take that first morning leak, and ofcourse your pecker is hard, so you push and push to aim it down towards the toilet and darn if your feet don't fly right out from under you. That, my friends is maximum torque.
 
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