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Driver dies, ejected through sunroof, while watching porn, masterbating & driving

Melensdad

Melensdad

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Well DARWIN has been busy thinking of new ways for idiots to kill themselves.

This guy lost control. In more ways than one.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...hone-car-rolled-over.html?ito=social-facebook

Pantless driver dies after being ejected through his sunroof while masturbating to porn on a cellphone when the car crashed and rolled over

A Detroit man was killed when he was ejected through the sunroof of his car while driving along the highway with his pants down and masturbating to porn being shown on his cellphone.

Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was killed instantly when his car rolled over in the early hours of Sunday morning.

As well as not wearing any trousers, Jones is not believed to have been wearing his seat belt which may have contributed to his partial ejection from the car.
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So what headline are we going to read at your funeral :hammer:
 
Doc

Doc

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Re: Driver dies, ejected through sunroof, while watching porn, masterbating & driving

OMG ...way early in the year but I can't imagine a darwin award winner topping this one. IDIOT. And I was shocked to see he was 58. Damn. Way past old enough to know better. :bonk:
 
TOMLESCOEQUIP

TOMLESCOEQUIP

Just Plinkin Away the $$
Re: Driver dies, ejected through sunroof, while watching porn, masterbating & driving

Driver dies, ejaculated through sunroof, while watching porn, masturbating & driving

Fixed it for you !:biggrin:
 
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