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The Lawnmower

Junkman

Extra Super Moderator
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, golf, the truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might aswell sweep the sidewalk."
 

Kubota King

New member
I think WW posted this same joke only hers ended with " the husband is in the hospital recovering & they say he will be ok"
 
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