Last night I told my wife I wanted Waffles and bacon for breakfast . Now ,I been a good boy and have stayed on my diet , but I really wanted a damn waffle . So I get up this morning and my dear wife brings me coffee and a nice bowl of cold cereal .
I politely look at her and say " This is not Waffles " to which she says "NO shit "???.
What does it take to get a lousy waffle around here ???
Paybacks are hell though ...... I told her not to cook tonight as I had a surprize for her .
I am going to the Waffle House for dinner and she ain't . That should surprize the hell outta her . Mean old bat !!!
I politely look at her and say " This is not Waffles " to which she says "NO shit "???.
What does it take to get a lousy waffle around here ???
Paybacks are hell though ...... I told her not to cook tonight as I had a surprize for her .
I am going to the Waffle House for dinner and she ain't . That should surprize the hell outta her . Mean old bat !!!