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You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

JEV

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[FONT=&quot]You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

5. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. '

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.


NOW Y"ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY[/FONT]
 

tsaw

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:clap::yum::yum:

18. Your daddy walks you to school every day because you're in the same grade.

19. You once hauled a gallon of paint to the top of the water tower to protect your sister's honour.

20. You've ever been accused of lying through your tooth.

21. You cut the grass and find your car.

22. You go to family reunions to look for women.
 

Melensdad

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23. Your front porch collapsed and killed 22 hound dogs

24. You still don't believe Americans are dumb enough to elect Barak Obama
 

JEV

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Our new swing...

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My new pontoon boat...

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Me and my cousin's wedding day...

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My cousin's contribution to our "Surf-N-Turf" dinner. She made the fish happy just like she does her brothers and cousins.

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And finally, this is what happens when you get "romantic" with your coon hound...

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Danang Sailor

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25. Your wife has ever stayed up all night studying for a STI test.

26. You've taken an open beer into a job interview.

27. All your mother can remember about the party where you were conceived is that she wa
hanging out the window puking while it happened!
 

Melensdad

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30. I'll let the video do the speaking for me.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTZzFwuJ9Yo&feature=fvw"]YouTube - scare the girls in the redneck rollercoaster[/ame]
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Melensdad

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31. You actually think up this stuff.


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z53mFymC2U]YouTube - The Redneck Rocket Launcher[/ame]
 

NorthernRedneck

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...nuff said!!!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBocef6iQps&feature=related"]YouTube- Rednecks of the South[/ame]
 

Cowboy

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I recon you might be a redneck if you tell your wife your going to go burn some steaks , I know not as funny as ya,ll are posting But I just took the pics a few minutes ago & thought of this thread . :biggrin:



Its the stake sides off of one of my ole farm trucks & I been tryin way to long to save the brakets , metal rails & hardware . So I just decided to burn it off . Dont mind the 2 turkeys in the background They might come up for dinner later but they wont BE dinner . :yum:
 

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Melensdad

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I recon you might be a redneck if you tell your wife your going to go burn some steaks , I know not as funny as ya,ll are posting But I just took the pics a few minutes ago & thought of this thread . :biggrin::

Hah, that looks like my yard looked last evening :clap:

We had some of my daughters friends over for a bonfire and movie (we project up the movie on the exterior wall of my workshop). One of the girls is from "the hood" and she asked me if we get in trouble out here for burning stuff :yum: I explained that "this is Indiana" and we can shoot machine guns in our back yards, so the last thing that people worry about is a little bonfire.
 
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