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A different kind of Service Salute: Gunnie R. Lee Ermey

Doc

Bottoms Up
Staff member
GOLD Site Supporter
Sergeant Ermey is be interviewed. He has his own style answering their questions. :thumb: (kinda reminds me of a drill sergeant I had in boot camp).

*For the few of you who have missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The
History Channel's "****Mail Call****" and played the Drill Instructor in
the movie, "****Full Metal Jacket****" He recently played the totally
unsympathetic psychiatrist in a GIECO commercial. He****is****a retired
Marine Gunnery Sergeant and a very plain speaker, as you will soon read. So,
for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey
at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion is the Marine in
Iraq who shot an Iraqi insurgent to death.*
*ANYWAY, THE STORY GOES:*
*We pick up as a reporter asks about "****how this potential war crime
will affect our image in the world****":*
*Ermey: "WHAT KIND OF A PANSY-ASSED QUESTION IS THAT?"*
*Reporter 1: "Well, sir I think...."*
*Ermey: "THINK, FANCY BOY ??! GET THIS THROUGH THAT SEPTIC TANK ON TOP OF
YOUR SHOULDERS, MORON : I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU
UNDERSTAND ME?? THAT MARINE SHOT AN ENEMY COMBATANT, SHITHEAD. SO GET YOUR
HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN PERSONAL PIN
CUSHION!!!*
*NEXT QUESTION: YOU IN THE BLUE SUIT."*
*Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations is
important ?*
*Ermey: "OH SURE! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TIMES I HAVE CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP
WORRYING ABOUT WHAT SOME GODDAMNED FRENCH PANSY THINKS! OH THE DAYS I HAVE
HAD TO WEEP, BECAUSE SOME SHIT EATING TERRORIST SCUMBAG MIGHT BE MAD AT US,
BECAUSE WE WENT INTO WHATEVER GOD FORSAKEN HOLE IN THE SHIT THAT HE LIVES IN
AND KILLED HIM. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS QUESTION IS THAT YOU
PETER-PUFFING JACKASS? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND WHEN YOU
ATTACK US, WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW YOUR STINKING
CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE WILL BE ABL E TO BURY YOUR
SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE! YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE PROBABLY
AFRAID, THINK ING THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE AND THAT I NEED TO
BE MORE "SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY
ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAM N WAR, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN YOU
SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON MAMMA'S TIT! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT? NOW GET THE
HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF
YOU!!*
*NEXT QUESTION: YOU WITH THE UGLY-ASSED TIE, LOOK AT THAT THING! IT IS
HIDEOUS!"*
*Reporter 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by..."*
*Ermey: "FREEDOM? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE
SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION! WHAT IN
THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET YOU HAVE THE
UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING QUARTERBACK THE
ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF AND HIS UNIT FROM AN
ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM
CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMB-NUTS? I AM CONCERNED ABOUT A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC,
ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY
OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I AM CONCERNED ABOUT CHICKEN-SHIT
PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS AND WHINE ABOUT THEIR
PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!*
*NEXT QUESTION.*
*Reporter 3: "I...I.."*
*Ermey: "DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING,
NUMB NUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE CRY HOLE IN
THAT SHIT-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR THE REST OF YOU
PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I SHOVE MY
BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY SHOELACES!!!!"*
*Marine DI's have a language all their own.*
 

fogtender

Now a Published Author
Site Supporter
That was cute!

Love "Mail Call" when he is attacked by watermelons!

Shows no mercy!
 

luv2weld

New member
SUPER Site Supporter
Ermy for president
That is exactly what we need. Someone with the testicles to Say What He Means,
and Mean What He Says!!!
I'm really tired of the politicians thinking that if we just give them more money
they'll like us!!! Who gives a rats ass if they like us??

"FREEDOM? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE
SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION! WHAT IN
THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET YOU HAVE THE
UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING QUARTERBACK THE
ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF AND HIS UNIT FROM AN
ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!!

I was in the jungle with R. Lee. And he is exactly right. Most of the do-gooders
and rabble rousers have done nothing for this country (like Obummer) except
hide from service and responsibility.
Remember that line "First we kill all the lawyers"????
Well, it needs to be "First we kill all the lawyers and politicians. Then we focus
our sights on the reporters who only could see things from the pansy point of view!!"

What a way to ruin my day!!!! I'll be grumbling about this until I go to bed tonight!!!

Damned politicians and reporters!!!! What a group. Only thing they're good for is
Pop-Up targets!!!!!!!

Grumble, grumble, grumble...........
I'm gonna go clean my favorite rifle! grumble, grumble..........

Ralph
 

Lia

Banned
Sergeant Ermey is be interviewed. He has his own style answering their questions. :thumb: (kinda reminds me of a drill sergeant I had in boot camp).

*For the few of you who have missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The
History Channel's "****Mail Call****" and played the Drill Instructor in
the movie, "****Full Metal Jacket****" He recently played the totally
unsympathetic psychiatrist in a GIECO commercial. He****is****a retired
Marine Gunnery Sergeant and a very plain speaker, as you will soon read. So,
for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey
at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion is the Marine in
Iraq who shot an Iraqi insurgent to death.*
*ANYWAY, THE STORY GOES:*
*We pick up as a reporter asks about "****how this potential war crime
will affect our image in the world****":*
*Ermey: "WHAT KIND OF A PANSY-ASSED QUESTION IS THAT?"*
*Reporter 1: "Well, sir I think...."*
*Ermey: "THINK, FANCY BOY ??! GET THIS THROUGH THAT SEPTIC TANK ON TOP OF
YOUR SHOULDERS, MORON : I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU
UNDERSTAND ME?? THAT MARINE SHOT AN ENEMY COMBATANT, SHITHEAD. SO GET YOUR
HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN PERSONAL PIN
CUSHION!!!*
*NEXT QUESTION: YOU IN THE BLUE SUIT."*
*Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations is
important ?*
*Ermey: "OH SURE! YOU DON'T KNOW THE TIMES I HAVE CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP
WORRYING ABOUT WHAT SOME GODDAMNED FRENCH PANSY THINKS! OH THE DAYS I HAVE
HAD TO WEEP, BECAUSE SOME SHIT EATING TERRORIST SCUMBAG MIGHT BE MAD AT US,
BECAUSE WE WENT INTO WHATEVER GOD FORSAKEN HOLE IN THE SHIT THAT HE LIVES IN
AND KILLED HIM. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS QUESTION IS THAT YOU
PETER-PUFFING JACKASS? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND WHEN YOU
ATTACK US, WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW YOUR STINKING
CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE WILL BE ABL E TO BURY YOUR
SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE! YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE PROBABLY
AFRAID, THINK ING THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE AND THAT I NEED TO
BE MORE "SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY
ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAM N WAR, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN YOU
SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON MAMMA'S TIT! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT? NOW GET THE
HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF
YOU!!*
*NEXT QUESTION: YOU WITH THE UGLY-ASSED TIE, LOOK AT THAT THING! IT IS
HIDEOUS!"*
*Reporter 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by..."*
*Ermey: "FREEDOM? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE
SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION! WHAT IN
THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET YOU HAVE THE
UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING QUARTERBACK THE
ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF AND HIS UNIT FROM AN
ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM
CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMB-NUTS? I AM CONCERNED ABOUT A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC,
ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY
OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I AM CONCERNED ABOUT CHICKEN-SHIT
PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS AND WHINE ABOUT THEIR
PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!*
*NEXT QUESTION.*
*Reporter 3: "I...I.."*
*Ermey: "DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING,
NUMB NUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE CRY HOLE IN
THAT SHIT-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR THE REST OF YOU
PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I SHOVE MY
BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY SHOELACES!!!!"*
*Marine DI's have a language all their own.*

Awesome, simply awesome! I love it!

YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY!

er... ???????

Or, shouldn't I ask?


:unsure:
 

Doc

Bottoms Up
Staff member
GOLD Site Supporter
Awesome, simply awesome! I love it!



er... ???????

Or, shouldn't I ask?


:unsure:
I really don't think you want to ask ..... but I'll answer anyway ....he's calling them gay.
 
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