A friend who absolutely loves Eggs Benedict decided to try a new restaurant here in town over the holidays. Now you have to understand that the Benedict is not only his favorite meal, it's also the way he judges any new place he eats; if the Benedict is not up to his standards he writes the place off and won't go there again.
Anyway, he goes into this new place New Years Eve and places his Eggs Benedict order. He can smell it as it comes out of the kitchen, and he begins to actually drool ... it smells that good. However, when the waitress places the order on the table he is shocked. The Benedict both looks and smells perfect, but it is being served on a hubcap!! Admittedly the hubcap appears to be scrupulously cleaned and shined, but it is still a hubcap nonetheless. He calls the waitress back, and demands to know why they are using the hubcap instead of a real plate.
The waitress looks at him like he's out of his mind, and says, "Honey, everybody knows ...
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Anyway, he goes into this new place New Years Eve and places his Eggs Benedict order. He can smell it as it comes out of the kitchen, and he begins to actually drool ... it smells that good. However, when the waitress places the order on the table he is shocked. The Benedict both looks and smells perfect, but it is being served on a hubcap!! Admittedly the hubcap appears to be scrupulously cleaned and shined, but it is still a hubcap nonetheless. He calls the waitress back, and demands to know why they are using the hubcap instead of a real plate.
The waitress looks at him like he's out of his mind, and says, "Honey, everybody knows ...
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... there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
