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I have a basic idea of it but could someone explain it in clear english please? And does it cost me anything for it's messages or any part of it? thanks....
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Twitter?
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Gatorboy
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My thought exactly PBAnd Zero value!
Twitter is basically all the bad things I hate about facebook....
I thought twitter was for alerting your BFFs when you find a great deal on some designer shoes, or when you break up with your bo-hunk and want to let your BFFs know how miserable you are and what a jerk he was.
Of course I could be wrong. Maybe it's to let the whole world of lesser beings know what a wonderful person you are and what a wonderful life you lead by allowing them to tag along with you throughout your wonderful day doing wonderful things with other wonderful people (who of course aren't as wonderful as you).
Of course I could be wrong. Maybe it's to let the whole world of lesser beings know what a wonderful person you are and what a wonderful life you lead by allowing them to tag along with you throughout your wonderful day doing wonderful things with other wonderful people (who of course aren't as wonderful as you).
That about sums it up...
tweet> I just had KFC.
tweet> I think I just flatulated.
tweet> Gotta hit the can.
tweet> Still in the can.
tweet> Yup, still on the can.
tweet> Dang it, outa TP.
tweet> Found a new use for old Readers Digest issues.
tweet> Off to the store to buy TP.
tweet> What? Did you think you were following Paris Hilton?
tweet> I think I just flatulated.
tweet> Gotta hit the can.
tweet> Still in the can.
tweet> Yup, still on the can.
tweet> Dang it, outa TP.
tweet> Found a new use for old Readers Digest issues.
tweet> Off to the store to buy TP.
tweet> What? Did you think you were following Paris Hilton?
.. now yer just being a wise guy.. and I like it!
Sure you did, I am certain you ran to the john and fl..fla... well, you know.Now you know I just had KFC, but the rest of it I assure you I made up!!
Tell me.. did you get coleslaw, mashed taters and a biscuit with that?
TWEET!
..................Nope, no trip to the can or fl..fla...yet. Had 4pc with sides of mashed taters, green beans, corn on the cob, biscuit, and they accidently included baked beans. So, I am expecting some flatulence later. Coming over?
What'cha got for dessert?
Fart before, during or after Jim.
It's your right as a man, besides, you guys can't help it.
Does it sound like a tweet, or more like a thwap?
To stay on topic....lol
It's your right as a man, besides, you guys can't help it.
Does it sound like a tweet, or more like a thwap?
To stay on topic....lol
P.S:- I am spitting tea out my nose and laughing like a freakin' hyena over the above post.. how sick is that? LOL!!!!!!!
So, I'm still waiting for guidance about the after sex f@rt. Do I let it go? Does she let it go?
Do we talk about it afterwards?
My inclination is to beg for forgiveness, versus ask for permission ...
Let 'er rip. You already got what you came for. Heck, you weren't planning on staying 'til morning anyway, were you?
Talk afterwards? Deduct Man Card points.
Let 'er rip. You already got what you came for. Heck, you weren't planning on staying 'til morning anyway, were you?
Talk afterwards? Deduct Man Card points.
More like "boy card" points. I like to spork. Best breakfast ever ....
tweet> Feel better?
Durwood RIP
Gone But Not Forgotten
