When you are on a date with Redneck noth'ins for free. He expects "things" if he spends money.....and I had to pay dearly that night because he was robbed at Red Lobster!Did you not get a free meal? Alright then...
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That's what I've been try'in to tell ya! And he gets points on his man card too?
What's up with that?
What's up with that?
Murph is going to look in this thread tomorrow and think WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?
Cause it's a MAN card, & yer a WOman.
You ain't ever seen my, um, thumbs, have ya.Oof, sounds like you did get the short end of the stick....
Ok....I'll give'im that.....The man's got nice thumbs
Y'all wanna hear about his TURD on our wedding night?
Gawdddddddddddddddddddddddddd Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
It was the highlight of HIS wedding night
AG's walking around with her fingers in her ears hollering something about not wanting to hear about Dad's turd...now she's going LALALALALALALAL
AG's walking around with her fingers in her ears hollering something about not wanting to hear about Dad's turd...now she's going LALALALALALALAL
Y'all wanna hear about his TURD on our wedding night?
I'm sensing you may have some pent up frustrations and hard feelings with this man of yours...stuff you've been holding in for years.
I should warn you, though. If you voice them and he responds that he had no idea these things were bothering you....yup...more points on his Man Card!!
I'm laughing so hard over here ! Redneck does not see the humor in it
He's always wondering why this stuff bothers me!
He's always wondering why this stuff bothers me!
I'm sensing you may have some pent up frustrations and hard feelings with this man of yours...stuff you've been holding in for years.
I should warn you, though. If you voice them and he responds that he had no idea these things were bothering you....yup...more points on his Man Card!!
She's talking about the turd I had to sit on-'holding in'- for about 3 hours AFTER the stomach cramps started. Do I need to describe it any more?
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BTW, Man Card points = rep points!!
Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
thcri
Gone But Not Forgotten
Yes thank you
Ah here you go getting all mushy again
Yeah that is fine
Yes we actually did
Yes again
and they admit it
I am sure you will
We already saw pictures of the wedding here.
You should have asked her before you took her out if she drank coffee
In what way
Yeah 3 pages over a simple request. Tonight I am going to ask how to make Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
No but I am sure you will tell us.
Yeah, I have to agree. Tonight I am going to ask how to make Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
i owe you rep points for the classy date you took AW on....we men have much to learn from you
Glad to be of service.i owe you rep points for the classy date you took AW on....we men have much to learn from you
Yur give'in him rep points????HAHAHA im in tears here ...that is the best story i have ever read.
ROFL
I owe you rep points for the classy date you took AW on....we men have much to learn from you
I'm The one that had to endure that "guy" date, and being robbed at
Red Lobtster.....and don't even get me started on that turd he sat on for 3 hours!
I'm feeling a out numbered here, and y'all know how drastic I can get
Awwww come on....ask us something hard...I got plenty more answers where these came from
How do you think I felt????OMG... this thread needs a warning label. I was
Here I was on the bed in a motel on our WEDDING night (falling asleep wait'in on Redneck to exit the bathroom)
The door flies open and he say's, "you gotta see this"! I said "whut?"
He drags me off the bed to the toilet to see the size of his turd!
It was the biggest he'd ever seen!
Yes......he expected to STILL get laid on his wedding night
And y'all wonder why he's in the dog house all the time? He started out that way!
Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
How do you think I felt????
Here I was on the bed in a motel on our WEDDING night (falling asleep wait'in on Redneck to exit the bathroom)
The door flies open and he say's, "you gotta see this"! I said "whut?"
He drags me off the bed to the toilet to see the size of his turd!
It was the biggest he'd ever seen!
Yes......he expected to STILL get laid on his wedding night
And y'all wonder why he's in the dog house all the time? He started out that way!
Was it the biggest turd you have ever seen AW...this is important
As soon as I realized whut he was dragging me in to see I started fighting like a cat try'in to stay outta the water.Was it the biggest turd you have ever seen AW...this is important
He didn't get me there.....somethings ya just gotta take his word for it.
Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
As soon as I realized whut he was dragging me in to see I started fighting like a cat try'in to stay outta the water.
He didn't get me there.....somethings ya just gotta take his word for it.
I forgot to ask.......
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Has he seen a bigger turd since
I noticed that, and thankyou for understanding the horror I have been put thru.Don't worry AW i gave you rep points for sharing the story with us.
He say's NO....but there again....I'm take'in his word for it.I forgot to ask.......
Has he seen a bigger turd since
