NorthernRedneck
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Tidbits AKA Groaners
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This one's for pirate girl.
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Anyone need a toe truck?
I used to do that sometimes. One time, it was my father calling to tell me his brother died. Never used that opening line again.
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Lmao.
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Buy Justin Trudeau a plane ticket, he flies once.
Push him out of an airplane door at 30000 feet, he flies for the rest of his life.
Push him out of an airplane door at 30000 feet, he flies for the rest of his life.
NorthernRedneck
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How does a milk cow fart?
It uses it's dairy-aire.
It uses it's dairy-aire.
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John and Lorena Bobbitt are quite the pair.
She's crazy and he's just nuts.
She's crazy and he's just nuts.
Venison for dinner again? Oh, deer!
•How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
•England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
•I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
•They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo
•I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
•Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
•I know a guy addicted to brake fluid - he says he can stop any time.
•I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
•This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
•When chemists die, they barium.
•I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down
•I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
•Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
•When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
•Broken pencils are pointless.
•What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
•I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
•I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
•Velcro is a big rip off!
•Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
•How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
•England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
•I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
•They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo
•I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
•Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
•I know a guy addicted to brake fluid - he says he can stop any time.
•I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
•This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
•When chemists die, they barium.
•I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down
•I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
•Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
•When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
•Broken pencils are pointless.
•What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
•I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
•I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
•Velcro is a big rip off!
•Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
# 13 says, " I'm the unluckiest number in the world."
# 666 says, " I am the worst number in the world."
# 2020 says, " HOLD MY BEER."
# 666 says, " I am the worst number in the world."
# 2020 says, " HOLD MY BEER."
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SAD NIGHT IN BASEBALL.
FOUL BALL KILLED TWO CARDBOARD FANS.
DEATHS ATTRIBUTED TO CORONA VIRUS. [emoji23]
FOUL BALL KILLED TWO CARDBOARD FANS.
DEATHS ATTRIBUTED TO CORONA VIRUS. [emoji23]
:th_lmao:
NorthernRedneck
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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
The taste.
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