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Lottery Winner

Junkman

Extra Super Moderator
At breakfast, the husband asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

She replied, "I'd take half and leave you."

"Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch."
 

Danang Sailor

nullius in verba
GOLD Site Supporter
A Kansas farmer won $1,000,000 in the lottery. The news people found him feeding his stock and wanted to know what he planned to do, now that he was a millionaire. He replied, "I guess I'll just keep farming for a couple more years until it's gone."

[The farmers around here assure me this isn't really a joke!]
 

pirate_girl

legendary ⚓
GOLD Site Supporter
Hey Junk!
Yes, I had to make sure this wasn't an old thread.
:yum:
Nice to know you're still among the living.
:smile:
 
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