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DAMN.... Some sort of beast has died under my house.....

bilbo

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I was sitting in the hottub and smelled the nice stench of a dead animal, later in the day Im sitting in my room and can smell the damn thing. its getting worse and worse by the hour.

Theres a crawlspace where you can get underneath our house, all kinds of beasts must live down there.

Me and my roomates are going to suit up and go down there.

Pics to come!
 

bilbo

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**note, its dark as hell outside and we only have one flashlight

suiting up now, gonna check it out!
 

Doc

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Who's gonna hold your beer when you go in there? :poke: :yankchain: Looking forward to the pics. :D
 

bilbo

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Pic.1 The Portal of Death (already having a hard time keeping down my cookies)

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muleman

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Where is your trash bag??? You ain't gonna carry it out are you?
 

ki0ho

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Careful!!!!you might find MULE under there!!!!!:yum: He will be hard to drag out!!!!
 

Doc

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Do you have your
rubber throw away gloves?
gas mask?
a double hefty garbage bag?

If not you might want to rethink the effort.
 

bilbo

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Gloves.. check
gas mask... no (but I'd buy one for 4x the regular price right now)
garbage bag.. check


Thanks Doc but...
thinking has never been one of my strorg suits... LOL
 

Doc

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Looks wicked if that is front teeth showing in your pic. :eek: Could be a dog?? :confused:
 

muleman

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That is a ground hog. Check any exposed wire especially near where he is laying. They like to chew on the plastic of the romex. Usually till they get zapped and then they stink.
 

AAUTOFAB1

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looks like a rabid coon,be carefull if your house was build on an old indian cemetary it might not like you movin it...:yum::yum:
 

Doc

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Looks like you need a snow shovel and someone to hold the bag open. Good luck.
 

bilbo

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I don't know... this was as close as I could get without my eyes tearing up so bad I couldn't see where I was pointing the camera..

Think it was a monkey!
 

bilbo

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Looks like you need a snow shovel and someone to hold the bag open. Good luck.


Doc... where were you when I needed you?

where am i gonna grab it!? I try its face first, but it freaks me out so much i scream like a 11 year old girl and drop it

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bilbo

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AAUTOFAB1...
I need a 55 gallon drum of Febreeze do you have one I can borrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

AAUTOFAB1

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AAUTOFAB1...
I need a 55 gallon drum of Febreeze do you have one I can borrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

put a bunch of bleach down on the spot under the house,and spread some lime around the opening of the crawl space,seems to disparage critters/monkey's to go under the house.

was there a clown at that party that is unaccounted for as well?:biggrin:
 
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bilbo

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clown/party???

Dude. I would'nt laugh at you if a chupacrabra died under your floorboards.

Well maybe I would... lol
 

bilbo

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Heres me trying to transfer into the bag without touching the monkey guts, very hard task mind you

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May need national geographic's help identifying it
 
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