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soap dispenser

so there's this guy in the shower and he suddenly realises that he's forgotten soap

so, he has no choice but to make a dash for the changing rooms naked.

he manages to get in, grab 2 bars of soap and get out, before he see 3 nuns coming towards him

thinking quickly he backs up against a wall hoping that the nuns never saw him, and that they'd think he was a statue

so the first nun comes along.. she looks and says, oh.... what a disturbing statue. who on earth would put a statue of a naked man here?

she walks closer, and finally pulls on the guy's penis

our guy drops 1 of the bars of soap

the nun runs to the others and explains, look.... come with me. i've found a soap dispenser machine

so along comes the second nun, pulls on the guy's penis and down falls the second bar

the nuns think, wow... this is awsome

the third nun eager to try it, goes up to the guy, pulls on the penis and explains.... oh look. hand lotion!
 
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