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luvs

'lil yinzer~
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there're 2 lesbians locked in a closet, both on thier period.
they entertain themselves by finger-painting.
 

pirate_girl

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:ohmy::ohmy: Aubreylee!!!!!!!!!!!!
:yum:

Oh wait.. is it lesbian joke time?

Here ya go-

A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?"

"Okay, but it won't do you any good."


A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"


"Okay, but it still won't do you any good."


He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good."


They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."


She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."
 

luvs

'lil yinzer~
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why so shocked~! so they found a set of fingerpaints in the closet. he-he, lollie. ur ornery!:biggrin:
 

luvs

'lil yinzer~
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i needed to search for that in urban dictionary. joe, ur bad. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lipstick+lesbian

muley, ur..... you.
not into women in that way, cause baby, i was born this straight. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45aRMPsOrKM"]Lady GaGa - Born This Way - lyrics on official music video -lyrics on screen, no intro, only music - YouTube[/ame]
 
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luvs

'lil yinzer~
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well, i'm very certain u wouldn't wanna see me & blake in the process of making a baby:wink:
i think he may get a tad angry, too
 

Snowtrac Nome

member formerly known as dds
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there're 2 lesbians locked in a closet, both on thier period.
they entertain themselves by finger-painting.

My God i was halfway through a choclate cake when i opened up this and read it almoste puked how about a warning don't read after consuming food
 

luvs

'lil yinzer~
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it says 'adult joke'. that's sufficient.

dds, half a cake would make anyone queasy.
 
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