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Default Lemon Pickers Needed

“Lemon Pickers Needed” read the ad in the

Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida,
read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs
that most Americans are not willing to do.

She submitted her application for a job in a
Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified
for the job.

She has a liberal arts degree from the
University of Michigan, and a master’s degree
from Michigan State University.

For a number of years, she had worked as a
social worker, and also as a school teacher.

The foreman studied her application, frowned,
and said, “I see that you are well educated, and
have an impressive resume.

“However, I have to ask you, have you had any
actual experience in picking lemons?”

“Well, as a matter of fact, I have,” she said.
“I’ve been married three times and divorced all
three bums, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for
Obama, and once for Hillary.”

She started work yesterday.
We could produce all our needs, yet they'd be found to expensive.
Businesses close simply because they can't compete with import prices.
Priced high enough to cover costs and make a living,
our products are simply to expensive to market.
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