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If I were to work as a security guard at a Samsung phone store, would that make me the "guardian of the galaxy"?

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A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window.

After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, "I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?"

"Yes, I do, officer," she replied.

"Well," asked the officer, "do you always do it up with it looped through your steering wheel?"
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Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
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A wife and husband were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

Husband asked her, 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' she sighed,

'He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' Husband said,

'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
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"People should just mind their own business''.

Is probably the funniest thing I've ever read on a social networking site.
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What do you call an Egyptian prince with a degree in plumbing?







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