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Activists missing after declaring war on leather at motorcycle rally

XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq

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McAfee would not allow me to see this page.

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Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally

Posted on January 07, 2010

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”
The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”
“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”
Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.
“That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”
When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.
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REDDOGTWO

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He was lucky that he only had to play the bitch during the day and that it was not carried over to the next day.

Anyone who goes up against a group of bikers with an animal rights thing should have expected worse. They are lucky they were just duct taped inside a dumpster, it could have been down a crapper.

They go to a party, get invited in and still complain, you just cannot please some people.
 

muleman

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Dumb ass peta types! Pagans must be mellowing out from years back or they would have been lost in the strip mines somewhere.
 

bczoom

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God I love living in PA...

A-holes got what they deserved.
 

Melensdad

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Damn hippies.

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began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water

I have to admit that I was chuckling while reading all this. Is that wrong :whistling: I know a few guys on the fringe on the cycle gangs and I wouldn't dream of hitting them with a water balloon. That is just too stupid. What were these idiots thinking?
 

fogtender

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That is so funny it had to be a internet hoax, nothing in life turns out that sweet!
 

XeVfTEUtaAqJHTqq

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That is so funny it had to be a internet hoax, nothing in life turns out that sweet!

I don't know, some of the crap the Hell's Angels did where I grew up was pretty close. I heard of two of them being pulled over by a female RCMP officer who ended up being trapped on the side of the road with her head caught in the window of her cruiser, hands cuffed, and her pants down around her ankles. There may have been consequences for it later but I suspect they had fun at the time. :brows: (no - I don't think she was "violated" at least that was never mentioned).
 

SShepherd

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When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

Now thats funny as hell:yum:

“They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’,

Obviously a bi-lingual biker, Dikes on bikes maybe?

I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman

well, maybe that atleast proves he was in prison:ermm::doh:
 

Av8r3400

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The PETA people aren't that stupid, just cowards. They only pick on little old ladies who can't fight back.

I'd love to see them show up at a m/c rally...

Probably get duct-taped to a tree upside down and pee-waterboarded... :yum:
 
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