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Old 06-01-2008, 04:04 PM
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A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left.

The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."



I think I met that guy last night...
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Old 06-01-2008, 04:25 PM
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Hey, me too!! and I'm trapped in a mans body.
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You mean,...I'm....really... a lesbian????

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Old 06-01-2008, 04:32 PM
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There could be worse fates than to be a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Looks like ya'll are just two peas in a pod. lol.
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Me three! I guess this means I can go pull out my Melissa Ethridge CDs again.
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Me three! I guess this means I can go pull out my Melissa Ethridge CDs again.
Lol, no need, I already have mine out and ready to play.
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Be right over....



oh crap. getting evil glare from urednecku. turning around...
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Speaking of lesbians, I just noticed on my last post that it was my 69th post. Coincidence? Hmmm...perhaps...
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Be right over....



oh crap. getting evil glare from urednecku. turning around...
Don't worry about him, he'll be busy cleaning his guns. He won't even notice you.
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Careful there.......................
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Don't worry about him, he'll be busy cleaning his guns. He won't even notice you.
Yea, but the dog & boys might...

Also, ya NEVER break 'em all down at once. Ya might need one in a hurry.
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Yea, but the dog & boys might...

Also, ya NEVER break 'em all down at once. Ya might need one in a hurry.
If you're talking about our halfway lame dog and your 5 and 11 year old boys, I think he has more to worry about with me.
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I'm gonna have to interfere here.....Bob is.....well Bob.....
PG will kick your a$$ over Bob. So tread lightly
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I'm gonna have to interfere here.....Bob is.....well Bob.....
PG will kick your a$$ over Bob. So tread lightly

OK so PG kicks ass over Bob, redneck kicks ass over AG... how can we have fun here...
Oh... and you said that redneck would not say anything and let AG deal with her OWN messes...
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OK so PG kicks ass over Bob, redneck kicks ass over AG... how can we have fun here...
Oh... and you said that redneck would not say anything and let AG deal with her OWN messes...

Actually, he's been really good about that lately...I can see him wanting to say something or stop me from walking out the door, but he's kept his head and let me sow my wild oats.

Thanks Dad! I'm proud of ya!
Although I know there's gonna be an "I told you so" later...
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OK so PG kicks ass over Bob, redneck kicks ass over AG... how can we have fun here...
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So how 'bout I kick ass over you? Oh wait....I've been doing that already
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So how 'bout I kick ass over you? Oh wait....I've been doing that already
No need to paddle AG over me... I can handle that I think...

reckon I will pay for that one too
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No need to paddle AG over me... I can handle that I think...

reckon I will pay for that one too
Hmmm...better wear a pillow on my butt...I may be gettin' it from all sides...
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Hmmm...better wear a pillow on my butt...I may be gettin' it from all sides...


NO No No.. I am an ass man.....

What's the best way to convince the wifey I need a bike anyway?
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A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left.

The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."



I think I met that guy last night...
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