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Old 08-22-2019, 10:00 AM
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Default The bus

An argument ensued on a bus.
The driver had had enough of the passengers arguing about who was supposed to sit where.
He pulled the bus over, stopped it, and rose to address the passengers.

Listen everybody! He screamed at the passengers.
This bus isn't gonna to move another inch until this shit stops!

For the rest of this trip, there are no more blacks, and no more whites.
You're all green!
Got it?
Everybody here is green!

Now, all the light greens to the front of the bus, and the dark greens, get to the back!
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Did you write that joke?
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