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i got elderly & here is how i know

luvs

'lil yinzer~
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-i put 2 socks on-- 1 is my knee-hi; another is a batman sock, & i could not have given 2 chits less-- my feet're not as chilly as they were
-i collect change, & elation sets in when my jar gets sorta full-- 20 nickels mean a lot, once you get elderly
-you begin to appreciate your Parents (& they take you to bars w/ them rather than lecture you when you imbibe)
-you look forward to chit-chat w/ your Mom
-you get kinda sad that 10th grade is over..... very sad
-you yell at inanimate objects, including faucets, spray cans, plastic wrap that won't trim properly, & cable television
-you squint
-often
-you have as many appointments as you have medical procedures
-fiber is both your pal & your enemy
-you're familiar w/ surgical stockings
i could go on, although i'm saddening myself
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luvs

'lil yinzer~
GOLD Site Supporter
well, i died once, kind of, & that wasn't much to me; i got well-- it's not as they make it to be on television-- i woke & they said i died, & they got me to sign a consent 4 an ICD-- so, i'm well & find that television is far too dramatic-- those medical shows-- so not en pointe~~
 

Doc

Bottoms Up
Staff member
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:wow: no surprise here ...tv makes every part of life over dramatic, going to a 7/11 can be a life changing experience on TV. ...they even control how live the supposed live shows are from behind the scenes and the editing.
 

luvs

'lil yinzer~
GOLD Site Supporter
i forgot that i've nary a pair of knee-hi's-- so my other sock. hm........ may well be that i plain forgot to put one on
 

luvs

'lil yinzer~
GOLD Site Supporter
:wow: no surprise here ...tv makes every part of life over dramatic, going to a 7/11 can be a life changing experience on TV. ...they even control how live the supposed live shows are from behind the scenes and the editing.

i agree-- they bleep swearing & thus well beyond any censor's skill & talents--
 
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