Used Farm Equipment

FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 (WASHINGTON, DC)


Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can sling s--t for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November. I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.


Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C

Maybe we can donate it to George Soros.

Honestly I really don't care as long as we get rid of it. I'll pay some one to take it.

The questions is: Will you stand behind what you are selling?

Not on your life!

PBinWA said:

The questions is: Will you stand behind what you are selling?

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When I was hauling milk for my Amish buddy the boys left the spreader engaged while they were loading it. When we were unloading the milk cans they jumped on took off to spread the load with the beaters throwing it all over the barn and a little at us. I had to laugh as he made them run around with a scoop shovel and gather it up so they would remember next time.

Can we presume it would work shit the same in all fifty seven States of the Union?

Well, maybe not all of them.