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The Decider

BoneheadNW

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My FIL sent this to me. You Dr. Seuss fans should love it.
Bone


I'M THE DECIDER........
>>
>>When asked today whether he would fire Rumsfield, Pres. Bush said,
>>"I'm
the
>>decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don
>>Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense." Here's how Dr. Suess
>>might respond:
>>
>>I'm the decider.
>>I pick and I choose.
>>I pick among whats.
>>And choose among whos.
>>And as I decide
>>Each particular day
>>The things I decide on
>>All turn out that way.
>>I decided on Freedom
>>For all of Iraq.
>>And now that we have it,
>>I'm not looking back.
>>I decided on tax cuts
>>That just help the wealthy.
>>And Medicare changes
>>That aren't really healthy.
>>And parklands and wetlands
>>Who needs all that stuff?
>>I decided that none
>>Would be more than enough!
>>I decided that schools
>>All in all are the best
>>The less that they teach
>>And the more that they test.
>>I decided those wages
>>You need to get by
>>Are much better spent
>>On some CEO guy.
>>I decided your Wade
>>Which was versing your Roe
>>Is terribly awful
>>And just has to go.
>>I decided that levees
>>Are not really needed.
>>Now when hurricanes come
>>They can come unimpeded.
>>That old Constitution?
>>Well, I have decided
>>As"just goddam paper"
>>It should be derided.
>>I've decided gay marriage
>>Is icky and weird.
>>Above all other things,
>>It's the one to be feared.
>>And Cheney and Rummy
>>And Condi all know
>>That I'm the Decider -
>>They tell me it's so.
>>I'm the Decider
>>So watch what you say
>>Or I may decide
>>To have you whisked away.
>>Or I'll tap your phones.
>>Your e-mail I'll read.
>>`cause I'm the Decider -
>>Like Jesus decreed.
>>Yes, I'm the Decider
>>The finest alive
>>And I'm nuking Iran.
>>Now watch this drive!
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