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Old 12-13-2010, 08:01 PM
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why is it that when you have to pee, and go outside in the frigid windy cold, it makes you have to pee even worse??

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Old 12-13-2010, 08:02 PM
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Dear confused Citizen in PA.
This is your bodies way of telling you to stay your butt inside and quit letting in the cold air.
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Old 12-13-2010, 08:11 PM
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Rusty..... Just be glad you dont have 5 layers of cloths on and have a 4 layer pecker!!!!!!!

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Just means that you have a healthy 1st stage "cold response". Body tells brain...It is c-c-cold out here...Brain tells body "prepare for cold" and the first thing the body does is jettison any access fluids (less to keep warm) this includes pee and snot (does your nose run too?). Keeping hydrated is extremely important to prevent hypothermia and Frost bite.
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Actually I think the whole body pulls the cells together and this ends up putting more pressure on the bladder. I don't do the pee off the porch when it is this friggin cold. 2 degrees and a wind chill of -14 to -22. And that is since the wind died down. Tomorrow they are calling for gusts to 40mph!
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Actually I think the whole body pulls the cells together and this ends up putting more pressure on the bladder. I don't do the pee off the porch when it is this friggin cold. 2 degrees and a wind chill of -14 to -22. And that is since the wind died down. Tomorrow they are calling for gusts to 40mph!
GEEEZ, that's almost cold enough to ice cube it before it hits the ground.
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When you open the back door it creates a fog from the warm moist air rolling out into the COLD dry air. Got one more trip to the boiler before bedtime.
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Hmmm, Rusty's off. He must have stuck his tongue to the porch rail again
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