• Please be sure to read the rules and adhere to them. Some banned members have complained that they are not spammers. But they spammed us. Some even tried to redirect our members to other forums. Duh. Be smart. Read the rules and adhere to them and we will all get along just fine. Cheers. :beer: Link to the rules: https://www.forumsforums.com/threads/forum-rules-info.2974/

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Doc

Bottoms Up
Staff member
GOLD Site Supporter
This is a blatant theft from another forum. (Thanks Jim! :D)


How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb
has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and
how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the
proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and
that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all
use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to
this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of
light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands
are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different
light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then
post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are
relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to
this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post
because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time
ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months
from now and start it all over again.
 

Cityboy

Banned
Ain't it the truth! :dizzy::rolf2:Sounds more like TBN than here, but surely similar to here at times....:doh:

Y'all ever wonder why we spend so much time on forums? CityGirl says we're a bunch of under-stimulated middle-aged men with nothing better to do. :chicken: And we're attracting women-folk to FF just like us too. :hide:
 

princess

New member
Ain't it the truth! :dizzy::rolf2:Sounds more like TBN than here, but surely similar to here at times....:doh:

Y'all ever wonder why we spend so much time on forums? CityGirl says we're a bunch of under-stimulated middle-aged men with nothing better to do. :chicken: And we're attracting women-folk to FF just like us too. :hide:

I resemble that remark!!!! :blink::wink:
 

Jim_S

Gone But Not Forgotten
GOLD Site Supporter
This is a blatant theft from another forum. (Thanks Jim! :D)

Don't blame me! It was already stolen when I found it! :hide:

I "borrowed" it from Popeye on another forum who said he copied it from yet another forum.

Wonder how many forums it will visit before being sent back to the originating forum as a new post???????????? :yum::yum::yum::yum:
 
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rback33

Hangin in Tornado Alley
SUPER Site Supporter
Ain't it the truth! :dizzy::rolf2:Sounds more like TBN than here, but surely similar to here at times....:doh:

Y'all ever wonder why we spend so much time on forums? CityGirl says we're a bunch of under-stimulated middle-aged men with nothing better to do. :chicken: And we're attracting women-folk to FF just like us too. :hide:

Seems to me if she was giving you the proper motivation :brows: then you would not be on here so much.. :poke:
 

thcri

Gone But Not Forgotten
Seems to me if she was giving you the proper motivation :brows: then you would not be on here so much.. :poke:


She got him to clean the air conditioner by laying out in the sun getting a tan didn't she. :rolf2: and then CB's excuse was we were all perv's for noticing it. :rolf2:
 

Cityboy

Banned
Seems to me if she was giving you the proper motivation :brows: then you would not be on here so much.. :poke:

Even as young as you are, Mr. studmuffin, THAT doesn't take all that long, now does it, Mr. 2000+ posts since January 2008. :poke:

So, if we use posts as the determiner of who's getting the most action from the Mrs......you're spending a whole lot more time here than me and I'm damned near old enough to be yo Daddy. :mrgreen:
 

rback33

Hangin in Tornado Alley
SUPER Site Supporter
Even as young as you are, Mr. studmuffin, THAT doesn't take all that long, now does it, Mr. 2000+ posts since January 2008. :poke:

So, if we use posts as the determiner of who's getting the most action from the Mrs......you're spending a whole lot more time here than me and I'm damned near old enough to be yo Daddy. :mrgreen:


Ah yes.... but I can post.... do it.... and come back.... instead of laying on a massage chair hooked to Oxygen just so I can live to see another day...:whistling:
 

Deadly Sushi

The One, The Only, Sushi
SUPER Site Supporter
hey! I thought Doc was a Forum-bot. But he posted something funny!!! :mrgreen: wooooooo HOOOOOO!!! :w00t:
 

BigAl

Gone But Not Forgotten
SUPER Site Supporter
This is a blatant theft from another forum. (Thanks Jim! :D)


How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb
has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and
how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the
proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and
that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all
use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to
this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of
light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands
are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different
light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then
post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are
relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to
this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post
because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time
ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months
from now and start it all over again.


Now I think you have really missed the point here. This thread appears to me to have nothing to do with changing Lightbulbs ,but the fact that the original poster feels screwed by the other posters who he has renamed "Lightbulbs". Their feelings are hurt for God's sake and this is his attempt to reach out and cry for help and understanding .
Have we , as a forum group become so callous we cannot see this person was screwed . More like Raped by the same forum group that befriended him or her in the first place . Are we know more than Pimps ???

You think about that next time you go to change a lightbulb ...you .... you inconsiderate bastards , you!!!!!!!!!!
 

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
anyone know what type of light bulb it was....this could be the important missing part thats much needed for future reference.:unsure:
 

Rusty Shackleford

Automotive M.D.
SUPER Site Supporter
gosh I hate those HEAVY bulbs!

:brows:
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