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Jokes

Umberto

Well-known member
I'm reasonably new here and can't find where to put jokes. One of my huntnbuds sent me this one today.

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news”

The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.

The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $10 million”.

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you fucking your secretary”.
 

Umberto

Well-known member
The Agony of Aging

On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended
I stopped in to visit my aging friend.
He was busy covering his private parts with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".
 

waybomb

Well-known member
GOLD Site Supporter
Eating out your lady is like driving a car.
You may run into the asshole in front of you.
 
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