Thanks to LT on NCT. 
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The room was full
of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise
is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the
pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much
easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to
stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It
wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
In fact, that shared experience would be good for
you both."
The room became very quiet as the men absorbed and
pondered this information.
After a few moments a man at the back of the room,
slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if
she carried a golf bag?"
:The room was full
of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise
is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the
pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much
easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to
stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It
wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.
In fact, that shared experience would be good for
you both."
The room became very quiet as the men absorbed and
pondered this information.
After a few moments a man at the back of the room,
slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if
she carried a golf bag?"