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The sermon .

nixon

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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive

So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back quickly raised her hand and said . . . "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"


That pretty much ended the service!
 
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