OH YES I GOT WHAT WANTED!
"The Night Before Christmas"
Twas the Night before Christmas all through the house my Mother in Law was complaining through her big fat Mouth. The Stockings were hung by the chimeny with care, In hopes my mother in Law would soon be there. The children were nestled all snug in there beds, while visions of there Grandma hanging at the mantel danced in my head. When out in the room came such a clatter I strained with my ear to hear what was the matter. When what to my wondering ears should I hear? But my lovely wife telling my mother in law off my dears! I knew in a moment it must be so and my heart beat faster wouldnt you know. More rapid than Eagles curses they came, and from now on I knew she would be contained. And then in a twinkling I heard off the roof, the prancing a pawing of my mother in laws hoofs. Her eyes were hollow no longer did they twinkle, Her cheeks were like roses no longer with dimples. Her droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, no longer able to speak so. Her teeth were clenched and steam arose, it encircled her head like a wreath wouldnt you know. I laughed when I saw her in spite of my self, A wink from my eye and a twist of my head soon gave her to know I had nothing to dread. She spoke not a word and went straight to work, And filled my mug, man Im a jerk. Happy Christmas to all to and to all a good night!
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