Camel

>> A new US Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
>> Iraq
>> desert.
>> During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up
>> behind the mess tent.
>> He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
>>
>> "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women.
>> And sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the Molly The
>> Camel."
>>
>> The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
>> about
>> "urges".
>> The camel can stay."
>>
>> About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges" and asks
>> the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder
>> behind
>> the camel,
>> the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild,
>> insane
>> sex with Molly.
>> When he's done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
>>
>> "No not really, sir... They usually just ride the camel into town where
>> the
>> girls are".

Another good one!!!!!