Ray
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A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little
girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion
grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her
inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits
the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back,
letting go of the girl and the biker brings her to her
terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A New
York Times reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter says, "Sir, this was the most gallant
and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the
lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in
danger, and acted accordingly. Right"
The reporter says, "Well, I'm a journalist from the New
York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story
on the front page... So, what do you do for a living
and what political affiliation do you have?"
The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."
The following morning the biker buys The New York
Times to see if it indeed brings news of his deed, and
reads, on front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion
grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her
inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits
the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back,
letting go of the girl and the biker brings her to her
terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A New
York Times reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter says, "Sir, this was the most gallant
and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the
lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in
danger, and acted accordingly. Right"
The reporter says, "Well, I'm a journalist from the New
York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story
on the front page... So, what do you do for a living
and what political affiliation do you have?"
The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."
The following morning the biker buys The New York
Times to see if it indeed brings news of his deed, and
reads, on front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
