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Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with
that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone hasGotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' ForMarijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a seriousface..
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't AttendTheir Party Because
You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! IWon!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,Yelling 'Run For
Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To
Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE
FITTING ROOM IS.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with
that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone hasGotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' ForMarijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a seriousface..
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't AttendTheir Party Because
You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! IWon!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,Yelling 'Run For
Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To
Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE
FITTING ROOM IS.
