Wow, that just might work! Think of all the poor, jobless, economically suffering Islamic Supremacists - guys like
Osama Bin Laden (son of a Suadi billionaire), Mohamed Atta (son of a highly successful lawyer), and Umar Farouk
Abdulmutallab (the "Underwear Bomber", son of a banker). Yep, po' folks one and all! Getting them jobs would have
no doubt turned them from their Evil Ways and made them all Love Us Very Much. And we could all sit around the
campfire with the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and Wyle E. Coyote, roasting marshmallows and singing Elbonian
folksongs!