Elephant joke thread

waybomb

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• Feb 4, 2010

• #1

How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't get down off a an elephant; you get down off a goose.





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Rusty Shackleford

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• Feb 4, 2010

• #2

 

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bczoom

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• Feb 4, 2010

• #3

I'm tired... I don't get it.

 

waybomb

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• Feb 4, 2010

• #4

What looks like an elephant and flies?
A flying elephant.

 

Ice Queen

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• Feb 9, 2010

• #5

How do you hide an elephant in a bowl of custard?

You paint the soles of its feet yellow.

 

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Trakternut

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• Feb 9, 2010

• #6

What goes: Thump, thump, thump, squish; thump, thump, thump, squish?

An elephant with one wet sneaker.

 

waybomb

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• Feb 9, 2010

• #7

How do you keep an elephant from charging?







Take away her credit cards.