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bczoom

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Dear Mr. President, U. S. Senate and Congress:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All Mexico government forms, printed in Spanish, need to also be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say a critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico.

I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

Sincerely,
U.S. Citizen & Taxpayer
 
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kermit2

Guest
Sorry,
I tried that,
they wouldn't take me because I am a union worker.
Sent me back like a rotten hot dog.
Now my new silverado is stuck in new wavo,
and I'm stuck in Laredo.
They kept my Blue Card.

I need a tequilla, mas o meno.
 

JEV

Mr. Congeniality
GOLD Site Supporter
I believe in open shop and am willing to be paid based on the talent I bring to the table. I already have a casa waiting for me and my family because I am flexible and was willing to negotiate without Guido and Scarface being in the room to intimidate my host.

Hey kermit2, you own an auto company with yo-mama-bama, so go get a job there.
 

Deadly Sushi

The One, The Only, Sushi
SUPER Site Supporter
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th.

dude, the car decals are a little tacky. :hide: Cant ya get those flags ya mount on the windows? :thumb:
 
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