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Senior health and safety
- Thread starter muleman
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ElfLove
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come on the answer to that's pretty simple isn't it.
Q.In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?
step 1> panic
step 2> scream for help
step 3> when the nice fireman arrives ask him to take off his top
step 4> while starring at the topless fireman tell him you left a photo in the burning room and tell him you need him to go in and get it.
step 5> when he says no and you realize the smoke made you delusional and you realize the fireman never had his shirt off your safe and you have woken up in hospital
warning: If you never make it to the final step... well at least you have the fantasy about the fireman for the rest of eternity
Q.In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?
step 1> panic
step 2> scream for help
step 3> when the nice fireman arrives ask him to take off his top
step 4> while starring at the topless fireman tell him you left a photo in the burning room and tell him you need him to go in and get it.
step 5> when he says no and you realize the smoke made you delusional and you realize the fireman never had his shirt off your safe and you have woken up in hospital
warning: If you never make it to the final step... well at least you have the fantasy about the fireman for the rest of eternity