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Dogs v.s. Men

Lithium

New member
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
Dogs understand what "no" means.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't brag about who they've slept with.
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs do not play games with you—except fetch. And dogs never laugh at how you throw.
Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
Dogs don't make a practice of killing members of their own species.
Dogs understand if some of their friends can't come inside.
Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
You can force a dog to take a bath.
Dogs don't correct your stories.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
Dogs are nice to your relatives.
 

Melensdad

Jerk in a Hawaiian Shirt & SNOWCAT Moderator
Staff member
GOLD Site Supporter
If you lock a dog in the trunk of the car for an hour and let him out, he is happy to see you.

If you lock your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour you better use that hour to get a head start and hope she doesn't get out.
 

Ice Queen

Bronze Member
SUPER Site Supporter
Some dogs know they are gorgeous, but it doesn't make any difference to their love!
 
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