Yeppers, that is a top of the line GOP candidate if I ever saw one.
Excuse me, but the last time I checked, horse/donkey/mule/ass family was the sole possession of the Democrat party. And isn't it odd that his name is Horsely? What a gift to your party.
The Republicans and conservatives certainly would not be rude enough to attempt to steal the only truthful candidate to come from the party of the horse/mule/donkey/ass...whatever you want to call your farmyard lovers. We have always wondered why Democrats have always been affectionate towards all farm legislation. Now we know what they do during the August recess when they "go back home."
My question is, which relative is responsible for breaking the mule so it's responsive to Democrat advances? Do Democrat staffers have "stump privileges" when the incumbent is in Washington or the state capital? You don't want the mule to feel neglected and unloved.
Ah, boring Republicans and Conservatives just make love to women, unlike their Democrat counterparts. Did Jimmy Carter have a favorite mule? Is that what he meant when he said "
I have lusted in my heart a time or two?" I bet brother Billy was in charge of keeping the mule happy while Jimmy was in Washington.