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The Broken Lawnmower

lifesaver91958

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is usually the husband.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail,
fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she
thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed
her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might
as well sweep the driveway.'
 
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