When you are on a date with Redneck noth'ins for free. He expects "things" if he spends money.....and I had to pay dearly that night because he was robbed at Red Lobster!Did you not get a free meal? Alright then...
When you are on a date with Redneck noth'ins for free. He expects "things" if he spends money.....and I had to pay dearly that night because he was robbed at Red Lobster!Did you not get a free meal? Alright then...
Cause it's a MAN card, & yer a WOman.That's what I've been try'in to tell ya! And he gets points on his man card too?
What's up with that?
You ain't ever seen my, um, thumbs, have ya.Oof, sounds like you did get the short end of the stick....
OOoooooooooooooooooooooo.. them's fightin' words thar Rednecked One.Cause it's a MAN card, & yer a WOman.
You ain't ever seen my, um, thumbs, have ya.
Y'all wanna hear about his TURD on our wedding night?
I'm sensing you may have some pent up frustrations and hard feelings with this man of yours...stuff you've been holding in for years.
I should warn you, though. If you voice them and he responds that he had no idea these things were bothering you....yup...more points on his Man Card!!
I had no idea he was cramping and sitting on a turd THAT SIZE for 3 hours!She's talking about the turd I had to sit on-'holding in'- for about 3 hours AFTER the stomach cramps started. Do I need to describe it any more?
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BTW, Man Card points = rep points!!
No! not even that.....First he picked me up for this surprise date (because at the time he made the date I bet he didn't have any idea of what to do.) When I get in the car I find out my Fri. night date is a funeral viewing to a friend that he really didn't like that much whose wife killed herself. Have you counted how many uncomfortable things there are about this date yet? When I get to the viewing it is full of crying people. Several ask me how I knew the deceased. I couldn't tell them didn't know the deceased until this date with my boyfriend. It was real hard to look sad because I was so uncomfortable. He did take me to Red Lobster afterwards, and vowed he would never go back because they charged a high price for after dinner coffee.
A year later we got married. Now the wedding night is a different story.
Like this...
Awwwwwww....Bob!!!
I see one you saved
I love that song..
YouTube - Louis Armstrong What a Wonderful World
Ha! <insert knee-slapping smiley here>
Good thing we answered Murphs question already and can just muck around his thread from here on!
haha!!
Didn't you know I am the queen of taking threads off topic?
I dunno...the 'rednecks' are pretty good at it too. 'Course their topics always end up in the same place...
We resemble that remark.
And take that as a compliment. Thanks!
Speaking of funerals.....Did I ever tell y'all about a "date" Redneck took me on when we were dating?
No! not even that.....First he picked me up for this surprise date (because at the time he made the date I bet he didn't have any idea of what to do.) When I get in the car I find out my Fri. night date is a funeral viewing to a friend that he really didn't like that much whose wife killed herself. Have you counted how many uncomfortable things there are about this date yet? When I get to the viewing it is full of crying people. Several ask me how I knew the deceased. I couldn't tell them didn't know the deceased until this date with my boyfriend. It was real hard to look sad because I was so uncomfortable. He did take me to Red Lobster afterwards, and vowed he would never go back because they charged a high price for after dinner coffee.
A year later we got married. Now the wedding night is a different story.
She knew we were going to a funeral. I had known the friend for several years, we were on the Vol. Fire Dept. together. When his wife passed, I felt obligated to attend.
As for the Red Lobster coffee, you could tell the waitresses were having problems with mgt. She gave ok service, nothing great but ok. The food portions were DOWN, and not the best I've had there by far. But after 2 drinks and spending about $40.00 on a so-so meal, they charged me $1.50 for 1 friggin cup of coffee.
And this was in 1990. That would be about 5 bucks now for a cup of coffee.
Yea, I was pissed with RL.
When you are on a date with Redneck noth'ins for free. He expects "things" if he spends money.....and I had to pay dearly that night because he was robbed at Red Lobster!
Murph is going to look in this thread tomorrow and think WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?
Y'all wanna hear about his TURD on our wedding night?
HAHAHA im in tears here ...that is the best story i have ever read.
ROFL
She's talking about the turd I had to sit on-'holding in'- for about 3 hours AFTER the stomach cramps started. Do I need to describe it any more?
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BTW, Man Card points = rep points!!
Glad to be of service.i owe you rep points for the classy date you took AW on....we men have much to learn from you
Yur give'in him rep points????HAHAHA im in tears here ...that is the best story i have ever read.
ROFL
I owe you rep points for the classy date you took AW on....we men have much to learn from you
Awwww come on....ask us something hard...I got plenty more answers where these came fromYeah, I have to agree. Tonight I am going to ask how to make Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
How do you think I felt????OMG... this thread needs a warning label. I was About the time the boss sticks his head in my office to hand me the new AEI.... I was ok until I got to the turd thing....
How do you think I felt????
Here I was on the bed in a motel on our WEDDING night (falling asleep wait'in on Redneck to exit the bathroom)
The door flies open and he say's, "you gotta see this"! I said "whut?"
He drags me off the bed to the toilet to see the size of his turd!
It was the biggest he'd ever seen!
Yes......he expected to STILL get laid on his wedding night
And y'all wonder why he's in the dog house all the time? He started out that way!
As soon as I realized whut he was dragging me in to see I started fighting like a cat try'in to stay outta the water.Was it the biggest turd you have ever seen AW...this is important
As soon as I realized whut he was dragging me in to see I started fighting like a cat try'in to stay outta the water.
He didn't get me there.....somethings ya just gotta take his word for it.
I noticed that, and thankyou for understanding the horror I have been put thru.Don't worry AW i gave you rep points for sharing the story with us.
He say's NO....but there again....I'm take'in his word for it.I forgot to ask.......
Has he seen a bigger turd since