Lost card

Dear Abby,

My wife had to attend a funeral today on Valentine's day. While I was at the store today, I bought her a card and a box of chocolates.

Now that I'm home, I can't find the damn card! I have the candies, but no card! It's on the receipt, but simply can't be found.

Sincerely,
Carded.

Dear carded: Be honest with her! Tell her you mistakenly mailed it to your girlfriend but she is your true love and you will get it back from the girlfriend tomorrow. Make sure you have the EMT's on speed call when you tell her. Best of luck!

Dear Carded .

She will be pissed without a card so its best to just eat the candy yourself and tell her you forgot what day it was . Brush your teeth ! Hide the empty candy box . Then play the stupid card . Rub some onion juice in your eyes and tell her she means the world to you and no gift is great enough to show your love for her .


Also having EMT's on speed dial may still be a good idea too.

You guys better be keeping EMT's in your back pocket by the looks of things.

Trakternut said:

You guys better be keeping EMT's in your back pocket by the looks of things.

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Well I do carry instructions for my ICD and a list of all my meds. The bracelet on my wrist is supposed to remind them to look there if I am still alive!

Good! Next thing, you might trade the truck for a fully equipped ambulance!