Do you really think you can dance ???

Fluid, smooth , shakin it , the real Casanova ????
I doubt it ......

Lets take my bother for example , Been dancing his whole life and he thinks he is the cats meow on the dance floor . I think he makes a ass outta himself . Some of his so call patented moves look like they came out of a porn movie .I swear he knows only one dance . He slows up for slow songs and speeds up for fast ones .

My whole family beens dancing since they were born . Me ???I was dancing in my Mama's belly when she would dance with Dad before I was even born . I got moves .

Texas Two step ??? Oh yea !!! Push that kitchen table back against the wall and stand by . Learned to do that in Texas ....with or without boots on .

The hop??? Hope you can keep up with me .

Twist ? How low can you go ???

The Waltz ? I'll make you swoon for more .

My point is most folks are just to damn stuck up to dance . Most look like they got a stick up their butt . Just jerky movements . I want to run over , stick a rag in their mouth, Call 911 and hope the EMT's show up before the guy swallows his tongue and goes into a full blown sizure .

My wife is one of the most incredible dancers I have ever saw ..... when she thinks no one is watching . Why are people so uptight on the dance floor ???

I get on a dance floor and get my body moving, and that my friends, is a lot of movement . I have a good time . I have been known to stop the car in traffic and get out and start dancing if a good song comes on the radio .I once got in a dance in a food line with a VERY LARGE Dominician Republic food sever "lady" on the other side of the buffet table . The crowd parted and we cut the rug right there on the spot . Talk about good International Relations !!!! I had a blast and so did she !

You get one shot at life folks so you really need to lighten up and Dance a little . Just do what comes natural .
oh and snapping your fingers is not dancing ......

I have taken three ballroom dance classes, each class about six evenings...

and I can't dance a step. A long time ago I tried to take tap and the teacher

just shook his head and said forget it.

LOL, I couldn't dance if I had to. You could put a gun to my head and threaten to shoot if I didn't and I still couldn't. I'd probably try and look like I'm having some sort of seizure. The trouble is that my wife is an absolutely amazing dancer and loves to dance. You can't get her off the dance floor. One time on a cruise ship the DJ had to tell her "Lady. We're closing. It's 3:30am. Go back to your room!".

the first step to get me dancing is ALCOHOL

just like the song by
Brad Paisley



I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
with somebody twice
your size. . .

Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
and I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.

(Chorus)
And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
With lots of big money
and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
and college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception
for your best man's emberrasing speech
and also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
and I`ll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
put that lampshade on your head . .

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin a fool out of folks
just like you
and helpin white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
With lots of big money
(crowd and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
and college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol

tom

I took ballet lessons as a kid.
My friend Beth and I were into salsa dancing lessons back in the 80s and would host house parties at either her or my home on weekends with a crowd of us going at it til the wee hours.
I can dance to about anything, and love it.

Al your story is hilarious!

I am not one of those stuck ups. I love to dance, but I'm sure I'm not the most fluid of dancers.

Often times, I'm one of a few who are out there having fun at weddings. Oh well! It's a celebration, I'm celebrating!

I don't get out of my car to dance, but I do "car dance", to the great embarrassment of my kids when they were little. I also sing, not loudly, but under my breath in stores when something good is on the PA.

Life's too short, not to have fun when it can be had. And I always say, dance as if no one is watching, so I do!

Hey, I found my song!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcSC20T21rI"]I Can't Dance, I can't sing[/ame]

If you can't dance, don't feel too bad......neither can this guy...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=979SRh_nLF8"]YouTube- OBAMA'S BEER SUMMIT COMMERCIAL[/ame]

Al this was really a thread about Obama all along.

Just like every other thread here.

I once won a break dancing award just for walking across the dance floor pissed to get to the Bar the other side


No i cannot dance....im every kids nughtmare father at a party.

I only dance good when I'm and drunk.

groomerguyNWO said:

I only dance good when I'm and drunk.

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But does stumbling and falling count as dancing?


Yea.. Me too. Only time I ever dance is with live music and
plenty of beer.

Dargo

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Treefriend

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Laughing my fucking ass off.
IOW= LMFAO

HA HA HA HA ROTFL

DaveNay said:

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So you've met my ex then.

OK! This thread cries out for Elaine!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku-VSuWJjDQ"]YouTube- Elaine Seinfeld Dance "The little kicks"[/ame]

ha ha i remember that Gina

"Like a full body dry heave"

DaveNay said:

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I have gave you Reps i just need to know where to send the prize money,Oscar,medal and anything else i can think of to thank you for the rib tickling moment that as made my week before it even starts.


Great stuff Dave

kitty said:

ha ha i remember that Gina

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Treefriend said:

"Like a full body dry heave"

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It was a great bit! Seinfeld had "a million of them". I can't think of bad dancing without thinking of Elaine.

Gina said:

OK! This thread cries out for Elaine!

YouTube- Elaine Seinfeld Dance "The little kicks"

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Gawd! That was so funny. I loved that episode as much as "it was not a pick" and "I just got out of the pool, it's cold shinkage".

Reno said:

Gawd! That was so funny. I loved that episode as much as "it was not a pick" and "I just got out of the pool, it's cold shinkage".

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I love those too! That is Seinfeld's genius, he took ordinary situations we have all been in and "finds the funny".

Gina said:

It was a great bit! Seinfeld had "a million of them". I can't think of bad dancing without thinking of Elaine.

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Would you believe that I watched exactly 1 episode of Seinfeld, the very last one. Please tell me that was the worst one. I thought it was a terrible show and have always wondered why anyone ever watched the show. My sister who is an attorney can't believe I only watched exactly 1 Seinfield show and, heavens forbid, hated it. She has seen every show at least a few times.

Dargo said:

Would you believe that I watched exactly 1 episode of Seinfeld, the very last one. Please tell me that was the worst one. I thought it was a terrible show and have always wondered why anyone ever watched the show. My sister who is an attorney can't believe I only watched exactly 1 Seinfield show and, heavens forbid, hated it. She has seen every show at least a few times.

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I've seen that episode only once, and I as I remember, I didn't like it very much either. You need to find it in syndication in your TV programming and watch it for week to make a good judgment on the show. There are so many better episodes than the last one.

Dance schmance.
I've come to the conclusion that if you move during music, then you can dance.
Recall a time when I was perhaps 15 yrs old.
This was during a prom type thing/school dance.
This guy whom everyone referred to as a geek asked me to go to the dance with him.
I said yes.
They called him Fish Lips because he had thick lips and he wore thick framed glasses.
Everyone thought I'd attend the dance with Boomer (the hunkie Jackson Browne lookalike) but I didn't.
Me and 'Lips danced the night away much to the delight of the nuns and Father Albert.
My Mom even took pictures and I wish I had them now.. don't know whatever happend to them.

Pics or it didn't happen!
I can see it pg.. You must have been a real beauty queen.
As you are now..
Can I have the next dance?

tsaw said:

Pics or it didn't happen!
I can see it pg.. You must have been a real beauty queen.
As you are now..
Can I have the next dance?

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Only if you can waltz, salsa and rumba.
Otherwise.. no
j/k

Get a shot of welding slag melted down into your tennis shoe between the toes, and I can really flap the old soles on the garage floor...

Would put any Pro Dancer to shame with the moves I got.... Flash dance is slow motion by comparision... But I think that is where she got her moves and the need for massive amounts of water...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeZ5R3C5bzs"]YouTube- FLASHDANCE! (aka What a Feeling)[/ame]