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BoneheadNW
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What is the brown stuff on her right arm?
Bonehead
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Aww, cumon Bone, we all have our occasional accidents, especially when we have thick white fur to contend with 
John, she aint chavved your hat aswell as you eyes has she? Methinks Jan needs to teach her some house rules, or is this relationship behind closed doors
They say that the Scots came from Ireland, does that mean the Irish are actually Scots that cant swim? Or maybe the Irish are the ones that nearly got to the mainland and say 'Aww, paddy, weis not gunna make it, we better swim back' and returned to the island.
Sorry Emerald, youre Irish right, can ya swim? 
John, she aint chavved your hat aswell as you eyes has she? Methinks Jan needs to teach her some house rules, or is this relationship behind closed doors
They say that the Scots came from Ireland, does that mean the Irish are actually Scots that cant swim? Or maybe the Irish are the ones that nearly got to the mainland and say 'Aww, paddy, weis not gunna make it, we better swim back' and returned to the island.
Sorry Emerald, youre Irish right, can ya swim?
BoneheadNW
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So it is! Leave it to you to recognize the back end of a furry animal. I stand corrected but I want to hear it from the man himself.
John, what is that brown stuff on her tail?
Bone
John, what is that brown stuff on her tail?
Bone
BoneheadNW said:
Ahk, Jay, I dinna new! Clean she was when went she went to the south. Musta been sumething the wench picked up down in Mith land! She sent me this photo from someplace called Farnham, she be stayin' at a guys house that works on tractors alot. Says she's been havin' trouble with their version of English too! Poor little lass, I be a missin' er!!
Mith said:John, I'd ask ursla to give ya eyes back mate, bit rude just to steal them from ya like that
think youre right though, what a cutie
Ah yes, she's a cutie alright. Says your treating her right though!! How's she doing welding for you? Says yur mum's a good cook too!!!
BoneheadNW
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I don't know about you but the people I work around are constantly looking for victims for their practical jokes. There are some boundries, and the threat of retaliation helps too.
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Bonehead
I don't know about you but the people I work around are constantly looking for victims for their practical jokes. There are some boundries, and the threat of retaliation helps too.
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John, shes gettin a nice welders tan, under that ole coat.
She sat on a choc bar, he nice warm melted it and it stuck to her wool. Cant get it off, maybe you can lick it off when she gets back Doc seems knowledgable in that area, maybe he can advise.
Cripes John, dunno what youve been feeding her but if she thinks the food down here alright ya musta been givin her sunnat bad!
Shes havin a roit of a time, says she likes the decent booze down here, thats what I think she said, she talk in some crazy talk!
She sat on a choc bar, he nice warm melted it and it stuck to her wool. Cant get it off, maybe you can lick it off when she gets back
Doc seems knowledgable in that area, maybe he can advise.Cripes John, dunno what youve been feeding her but if she thinks the food down here alright ya musta been givin her sunnat bad!
Shes havin a roit of a time, says she likes the decent booze down here, thats what I think she said, she talk in some crazy talk!
John, Ursla has been making some nuaghty gestures at me. I think she wats to do something under the covers. What have you been teaching her?! I think that 
went strait to her head, shes off her trotters! She ramming the door as I speak, I think shes a bit, well, er, yea, tonight.
HELP!!
went strait to her head, shes off her trotters! She ramming the door as I speak, I think shes a bit, well, er, yea, tonight.HELP!!
BoneheadNW
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What kind of nasty gestures could one make with a cloven hoof?
Bonehead
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Mith said:John, Ursla has been making some nuaghty gestures at me. I think she wats to do something under the covers. What have you been teaching her?! I think that
HELP!!
Oh crap!!! She's acting like her mother again.
Just give her what she wants and she'll fall asleep. She promised she wouldn't drink more than a six pack. Don't EVER let her have more than four beers from now on out. Well, she is housebroken, so you shouldn't have a problem there. If she drinks too much though, she might just upchuck. Better have a bucket or waste can by the bed.
BoneheadNW said:
Oh Jay, poor Jay.
I see you don't have the senses that Mith and I do. It's all the body language. First the ears start flipping alternately. Then the tail starts circling clockwise, then counter-clockwise. When it starts getting out of hand, they start dancing. Just a little lore you may be able to pass on some day.
BoneheadNW
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johnday said:Oh Jay, poor Jay.
Stop! Please stop! That excites me so!
Bone
John, no weedy 6ers here, 4/10/12/24 all the way man! We int no sheilas so go 24! Pits Ursla dint share wimme!
Don tell me yeh knew her mudder also! I dinna wanna know anmore!
No hurl, but she did take a slash on the palm tree, needed watrin anway
Dinna know she were inta goats edder, kinda shockers, made her take a long hot bath n wash it all out, dinna know where that goat bin before! Heck, dinna know BA had brothers over here edder!
BH, know what in yer dream tonight mate! Well thas and that dancing lemon yeh see night in out
Back to ma nectar!
Don tell me yeh knew her mudder also! I dinna wanna know anmore!
No hurl, but she did take a slash on the palm tree, needed watrin anway
Dinna know she were inta goats edder, kinda shockers, made her take a long hot bath n wash it all out, dinna know where that goat bin before! Heck, dinna know BA had brothers over here edder!
BH, know what in yer dream tonight mate! Well thas and that dancing lemon yeh see night in out
Back to ma nectar!
Jim; There's nothing worse than a goat with low moral fibre. Once they dip to the depths, there's no turning back. Ya really gotta watch it now. Ursala been tainted, she's now branded as a wayward wench. How can wa save her from a life of destitution? Oh man, I knew I shouldn't have let her go south. I'm gonna drown my sorrows in a six pack of brew. Oh woe is me. Alas. I feel like I have no socially redeemable qualities now. Oh the tragedy.
Oh the tragedy.
BoneheadNW
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johnday said:Alas. I feel like I have no socially redeemable qualities now.
Nonsense! What are you saying? Why you, in fact, have, er, um.........let me rephrase that.......
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