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New United Slogans

waybomb

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NEW UNITED AIRLINES SLOGANS...

We do Chinese takeout

All seats are now available (Competitor slogan for Southwest) We beat the competition. Not you.

Why fly the friendly skies when you can see the stars?!

Get ready to fly Board as a doctor. Leave as a patient.

Don’t make me come back there and re-accommodate you.

Now offering the Mike Tyson experience.

New boarding policy: “Eeny, menu, miney, moe…”

Is there a doctor on board?

We put hospital in hospitality

Tell us your safe word at check-in

We’ll drag you all over the world

Fly first class, business class or no class

We have red-eye and black-eye flights available

If we overbook, you’ll catch a right hook

Not enough seating? Time for a beating

There’s less than 1% chance we’ll drag you off and humiliate you and make you want to sue us. Take a chance!

Did you want a window seat or a concussion?

You gotta fight/for your right/to depart here

Fly the Alt-Friendly skies

Now with fewer Asians

Fight or flight We can re-accommodate you the easy way or the hard way

Flight: $400. Checking a bag: $25. Getting dragged down the aisle: Priceless

Beating expectations one punch at a time

Fly United, where the TSA pat-down is the fun part

Enjoy a complementary copy of SkyMaul

Comply with me

United Airlines: Pay for the seating. Stay for the beating.

Now offering one free carry-off

You might want to drive

United: Our mistakes. Your problem.

You are now free to get dragged around the cabin

Good news: We’re serving free meals again! Bad news: It’s a knuckle sandwich

The only guaranteed seats are for our employees

Our prices won’t be beat. You, however, might.

You, too, can be the subject of our next viral controversy!

Now with emotional baggage fees

We love to see you unconscious

Now with more first aid kits!

Tonight’s in-flight entertainment: Fight Club
 

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