• Please be sure to read the rules and adhere to them. Some banned members have complained that they are not spammers. But they spammed us. Some even tried to redirect our members to other forums. Duh. Be smart. Read the rules and adhere to them and we will all get along just fine. Cheers. :beer: Link to the rules: https://www.forumsforums.com/threads/forum-rules-info.2974/

Lie Clocks!

Bamby

New member
A man died and went 2 heaven, he was standing at St. Peters office and noticed clocks all over the walls. He asked St. Peter what all the clocks were about so Peter told them they were lie clocks. St. Peter said See that clock that is mother Teresa's clock (the hand was still on 12) she has never told a lie. Man replied who's clock is that (the hand was on 12:02) Peter said that was Abe. Lincoln's clock. Man replied he nevr told but 2 lies his whole life. So the man asked where is President Obama's clock St. Peter quickly replied its in God's office he is using it for a ceiling fan!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Top